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a man walks into a zoo. the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. it’s a shitzu
this is literally my favourite joke ever
(Source: clubpenguln)
- Me half the time: I just want to cuddle up with you and watch cute movies and look into your eyes and tell you I love you and kiss you lots and then fall asleep in your arms.
- Me half of the time: I just want to rip off your clothes and get pushed against the wall with my arms pinned up and make out and push you onto your bed and we can fuck the shit out of each other, ok.
Semi-transparent.
The eye color changes depending on your background.
MY MIND IS BLOWN
love this
holy shit it looks amazing with my background
this is so cool
this eye has its priorities exactly where they should be
- me: I'm sad
- other people: there's kids starving in africa
- me:
- me:
- me:
- me: wow well obviously i didn't know that because I'm an idiot but now that you've pointed it out my sadness has magically been cured thank you
I suppose it would be like deciding to eat a giant piece of banana and then changing your mind a bunch of times.
oh my god
patrick is so stupid
because he lives under a rock
OH MY GOD
(Source: risahawkeye)
(Source: supreme-liquorice)
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